Limited Mintage — 69 Only
The Official Medical
420 Retard Card
420 Retard Card
1 gram · .999 fine silver · Mintage: 69
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Mintage 69 / 69 — Never Restocked
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1 gram .999 fine silver — real metal, real value✓
Custom 420 Ag .999 round — minted exclusively for this card✓
Wallet-sized — fits in your card slot✓
Doctor's orders: smoke weed, buy silver✓
SilverDegen silver bull on the back · Mintage 69✓
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About this product
Real Silver
1 gram of .999 fine silver sealed in a credit-card-sized holder. Custom 420 Ag .999 round on the front. This isn't a novelty — it's real weight, real value, real metal.
420 Edition
Doctor's orders right on the card: smoke weed, buy silver. Celebrate 420 the retard way — trading cash for silver stash.
Mintage: 69
Only 69 of these exist. Ever. Numbered 69/69 on the back. Once they're gone, they're gone — no reprints, no restocks.
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Ships within 3 business days. Fully insured. Discreet packaging — no silver markings on the outside.